Gerbil

He gets out of bed
He goes to the room
He turns on the set
He is as smart as a broom

Hey you brainless
How'd you lose us
Hey you dumbass
How'd you screw us

It starts on his head
He tries not to hear
It gets worse instead
He checks out of here

Hey you dumbass
How'd you lose us
Hey you headloss
Why'd you screw us
Us