Nerds In Love

You can keep your hipster flings
Blowing rounds like battle ships
Give me Albert E. and Zaccy Newton
Over alcohol and weed

Keep your Lou Reed 7-inches
I've got 7 inches of Wham!
For my bio-chem girlfriend
She wears stockings
And she's knocking off at 3

We're Nerds in Love
We're one plus one
Play Magic Cards from dusk till noon
Oh we're nerds
Yeah, we're nerds
N-n-nerds
Nerds in Love

I met her at the basket case launderette
Rings in her lips clips in her hair
Patch on her breast said "Corvette"
Do you remember when
Mechanic shirts were hip?

We're Nerds in Love
We're one plus one
Play Magic Cards from dusk till noon

We're Nerds in Love
We're one plus one
Four lenses fogged
Eight limbs entwined

We're Nerds in Love
We're two on one
We like our books
We love our mums

Oh we're nerds
Yeah, we're nerds
N-n-nerds
Nerds in Love
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