Soulsuck

Walk around with a fake smile and do what the billboards tell me. I need to earn more loyalty points or I'm getting voted off the planet.


Press your red buttons now.


You need to all work together and then betray each other because it's gonna make you rich and famous. Talk about how your best friends a b.... and you get extra.


If you drive this car you will get laid along with this style of beer but remember not to drink and drive, or smoke. Be a good Christian, give blood and go to the sales on Sundays.


We guarantee buying this family PC will save your marriage and here's a friendly firewall for protection from pedophilia... I cannot stress the importance of brand loyalty enough.


Tonight's headlines: Sex and Celebrity blah blah blah ...and in other news hundreds die from something in a third world country we can't work out how to exploit money from.


Nothing to pay for a year, nothing's sacred and sex is everything.


If God had fake tits and a fast car we'd all buy in.


Time is all we have.
God's away on business.
How long will we believe in a light so dim?