Barmy

Out of England, I dream of its creamery
When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.
In Turkey when I've been due to World War I
Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

I got everything
I got everything I want except for hungry
I got everything I want except for money.

I've got the best round set aside for parties
They'll have one when I've gone
In fact, they said so, good one.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

Friends disintegrate within circles of cash
Residue after years of fab genius
Is a pension for the jews
and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on
and hung on a laburnum tree.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

Just call me the first x 10


I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green
I am barmy, bleedin' barmy

A dramatic verse x 3


The programs lot
We break into tune
Take and bring a word
Ring a buzzer
Take and bring a word

A dramatic verse