He's a "Rebel"

Dyan:
Here he comes
Here he comes, now
Doesn't do what he's told to, and it shows
He's dressed so well, from head to toe

Eddie:
He read in Vice, he should wear those clothes
He's not a rebel, it's just a pose

Dyan:
He's the kind of boy (He's the kind of boy)
That I adore (I adore)

Eddie:
Such a prick

Dyan:
No, he's just insecure (No, he's just insecure)
He's got a side that you don't know (He's got a side you don't know)

Eddie:
I'd like to see it, but he just all show
You like the way he treats you, why should we put up with him, too?

Here he comes
Here he comes, now

Bouffant hair, and jeans too tight
Handing out fliers for his electro night
Thinks he's in a film, but if he was, it would go
Even nowadays, straight to video

Dyan:
He's the kind of boy (He's the kind of boy)
That I adore (I adore)

Eddie:
He's such a prick

Dyan:
Uh-uh. He's just insecure (No, he's just insecure)
He's got a side
That you don't know

Eddie:
I'd like to see it, but he's just all show
You like the way he treats you, why should we put up with him, too?

Dyan:
Here he comes
Here he comes, now
He can be sensitive, he writes poetry (All in all is all we are)

Eddie:
It was just lifted from a Nirvana biography

Dyan:
When we watched Casablanca, he didn't cry at the sad bit (A kiss is a kiss is a kiss)

Eddie:
It's not 'cause he's tough, it's 'cause he doesn't understand it

Dyan:
He's the kind of boy (He's the kind of boy)
That I adore (I adore)

Eddie:
He's such a prick

Dyan:
No, he's just insecure (No, he's just insecure)
He's got a side that you don't know (He's got a side you don't know)

Eddie:
I'd like to see it, but he just all show

I don't know how to convince you (Here he comes, here he comes, now)
He's just jeans and a hairdo (Here he comes, here he comes, now)
You like the way he treats you, why should we put up with him, too? (Here he comes, here he comes, now)