Fred Dekker

Caught a Mets' game but left my hat on the Subway.
Caught a foul ball but left my wallet on the seat.
Caught a cab home but left without paying, so I caught a beating.
The day's a wash, now repeat.
You said you want, "The Exciting life."
Say hey, news alert, it's not with that guy.

Caught a Mets' game but left my hat on the Subway.
Caught a foul ball but left my wallet on the seat.
Caught a cab home but left without paying, so I caught a beating.
The day's a wash, now repeat.
You said you want, "The Exciting life."
Say hey, news alert, it's not with that guy.

Security! Security! Your motives become clear to me.
There's no shame in the stroller walk... provided, that's what you want.
So woman, thrill me.

Caught a Mets' game but left my hat on the Subway.
Caught a foul ball but left my wallet on the seat.
Caught a cab home but left without paying, so I caught a beating.
The day's a wash, now repeat.