Suburban Yoke

I heard the news my fears are leery

I'm getting tired and more than weary

of being your neighborhood threat

and i'm not done yet...

hose and candy, coke and beery

suburban yoke achiever cheery

oblivious of what comes next

and i'm not done yet...

rope is handy glam sham shandy

bleary-eyed stare at tv candy

noose loops milky white neck

and i'm not done yet...

hose and candy, coke and beery

suburban yoke achiever cheery

welcome to your neighborhood threat

and i'm not done yet,

I'm gonna kill your pets