First Flight to the Moon

Waiting for a haircut, reading a magazine
Saw an advertisement for something that I’ve never seen
Gonna solve my problems, I’m gonna solve them soon
Just send in a check, get on the first flight to the moon

Yeah, I just bought a ticket for the first flight to the moon
And while there’s no set departure time, I hope it’s leaving soon

Gonna miss my donuts, I’m gonna miss my car
Gonna miss my bowling, but I guess it’s not that far
A cosmic adventure with no atmosphere
Can’t forget my golf clubs... Should I pack a beer?

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