Loopy Poo-sack

in my home
i found a sack of crud
i flushed it down the toilet
but it came back and sang

i am loopy
poopy
soupy
i am an idiot rah rah rah

on my gnome
i found a bag of wee
i sprayed it on my wife
but she came and slapped my features

i am loopy
poopy
soupy
i am an idiot blah blah blah

i will not cry (x8)
i will not undergo the treatment (x9)
shush (x11)