Chicken N Wafflez

Chicken 'n' waffles
Waffles 'n' chicken

Every other meal in comparison pales
To where I get my fuckin' energy for shreddin' my bales
When I gotta get pumped to go balls-deep
I know what'll keep me from fallin' asleep
Because three square meals is for bitches and horses
Just like motherfuckin' dirt is for worms and corpses
Chicken 'n' waffles, each and every day
I don't give a motherfuck, it's the Cypress way

Now what do I crave when I'm hungrier than a horse?
Eatin' a salad would only make me feel remorse
Definitely not grits and not a falafel
Would satisfy me like some chicken 'n' waffles
When my stomach feels as empty as the Grand Canyon
I grab my three best damn dinin' companions
This chicken is great, some waffles is grand
Put 'em together, ain't no better meal in the land

Chicken 'n' waffles
Waffles 'n' chicken

At the Waffle House, you know what we came for
Hungry as shit, bustin' down the front door
Time to get some food all up in this bitch
Chicken 'n' waffles is the scratch, hunger is my itch
I pour syrup on my waffles, I pour it in my coffee
I pour it on my chicken, I ain't discriminatory
Dem Waffle Houze Boiz, we know what to do
We know where to go to get the very best food

Chicken 'n' waffles
Waffles 'n' chicken

You got your chicken and your waffles
You got your waffles and your chicken
You got your chicken and your waffles
You got your waffles and your chicken, motherfucker
Got your chicken and your waffles
Got your waffles and your chicken
Then you put 'em both together
And you go to Waffle House

Chicken 'n' waffles
Waffles 'n' chicken