Warts On Your Dick

Your life is spinnin' out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
Everything is wrong
Nothing seems right
There's a sinking feeling inside
Even your best friend has turned his back
But you can't let it bring you down, no, you've got to fight
'Cause you try but you can't let go
It's when you're down that you gotta get up
Don't let 'em walk all over your face
Stand up for yourself
And make everything right again
Even if some guy's trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let everyone know
That it was all part of some rich guys' evil plan
Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes
You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
Unless you start using topical cream everyday