Everybody Is On Crack (live) Songtext

(I'm sure these lyrics are wrong in some places - correct me!)

Listen up everybody,
Let me get inside your mind,
You don't need marijuana,
To have a good time, no
You don't need ecstasy or booze,
Nothing like that,
All you need, all you need, all you need,
All you need, is CRACK!

Everybody loves crack!
(I love crack!)
You on crack! You on crack!
Everybody's on crack!
Everybody - it's a matter of fact,
Your momma's on crack,
Your daddy's on crack,
Oh, I love that crickity crack!

(Love the crack!)

Everyone around the world,
Is your sister and your brother,
So let's all join hands,
And try to love one another,
You could make the world a better place,
We could get our lives on track,
All we need is a little love,
And a WHOLE LOT OF CRACK!

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I got so much crack in my bones,
That my friends just call me Crack,
When I'm walking down the street they go "Hey Crack",
I go "Hey Steve, what's goin' on?"
I got it in my heart,
And I got it in my socks (?),
When my woman and me are fighting,
I just give her a couple of rocks!

Everybody loves crack!
(I love crack!)
You on crack! You on crack!
Everybody's on crack!
Everybody - it's a matter of fact,
Your momma's on crack,
Your daddy's on crack,
That's why I love that crikity crikity crack crack crikity, bom-bom-ba-dickity love that crikity crack! Watch my back while i do my crack ...... I'm comin back like Lojack for the crack!

Are you feeling lonely...?
CRACK!
Are you feeling sad...?
CRACK!
Need some love in your life...?
CRACK!

What you need is what I need and what I need is bom-bom-giggity

(chorus)

oooh

(chorus)

what you need is what i need and what i need right now is a little bit of CRACK!