Old Man Davie's Christmas Kingdom

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh... hey!

Old Man Davie's worked and slaved
his days away
in an old department store
for twenty years or more
and naturally he grew bored
he desired something more
and then he struck a festive chord
inside an empty store room
he designed a magic kingdom
filled with lights and toys for all the children
and soon
people came in droves to

Old Man Davie's Christmas Kingdom
it's the highlight of the festive season

He made magic seams with figurines
and some snow banks made with gauze
with a little applause
and lots of rum and eggnog
he would dress like Mrs. Claus
the people laughed and teased him
Old Man Davie's Christmas Kingdom
filled with lights and toys for all the children
it's true
people loved to come to

Old Man Davie's Christmas Kingdom
it's the highlight of the festive season

Then one year as Winter neared
and Davie feared
the executives came 'round
they said, "sales are down
a stockroom is not a playground"
and they shut his kingdom down
and then he begged and pleaded
"people say they love my Kingdom
it's the highlight of their Christmas season"
he knew
they had made their minds up

Old Man Davie's Christmas Kingdom
never made it through it's final season
it was shut down due to business reasons
shut down due to business reasons
the highlight of the Christmas season
shut down due to business reasons
the highlight of the Christmas season
shut down due to business reasons
shut down due to business reasons
the highlight of the Christmas season.