Not My Scissors, Not My Sock

That is just some underwear
And that is just a silver ring
And that is just a DVD
We don't understand anyway
That was just us both colluding
We thought we were tough vikings
Way to go and run an empire
Chasing after pretty things

Not my scissors, not my sock
All offenders to the stocks
Not my scissors, not my sock
Leave the room we need to rock

Oh, that was just some fantasy
You pulled us in and we all drowned
Not working as I'm still standing
Someone please restore this town
That is just your underwear
And that is just your wedding ring
And that is still a DVD
We don't understand anyway

Not my scissors, not my sock
All offenders to the stocks
Not my scissors, not my sock
Leave the room we need to rock
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