Fuck Chemistry, We're Failing This Class

Throw me a beer and i'll throw you a bone

it's alright if our life is a bad slogan

real betties and butterflies go bye bye for the summer

saying, dress up doll is how i feel tonight

36-16-26 could this be right

if i was a real girl maybe i could lie



it's like we're cold reading straight off american beauty

we'll never be pretty

but we'll never be plain, no we'll never be ordinary

saying this is how we fall apart



hold hands, let's dance

this is the strangest chemistry class i've ever had