Ignatius And The Orange Sunglasses

What did I swallow
that made me so small
where did I land
and where did I fall

some sailed in ships
while some chose to crawl
others never made it at all

you'll believe in what you will,
but I still find time to kill
maybe with you? Ignoring my suave?

I'll be trying every move,
one step too soon
Instead of finding climax,
you'll tell me to find a job


Suddenly I have found
I'm not as cool as I thought
I wasn't cool when I thought it was cool
To be cool, now I'm not