Drinkin Song

My mom bitches at me, she wants me to be clean. I like to sit up with my homie, JIM BEAM. He keeps me warm and snug at night. Sometimes he makes me horny or get in a fight. WE'll drink, we'll drink, we'll drink some more. We'll drink till we puke and pass out on the floor. We'll drink, we'll drink and we'll drink again. Then we'll open up our beers and drink till we die. I open up a 5th and start to rub it. Used to hate the taste, but now I love it. See the whole world through the bottom of a glass. Need to get some chick drunk so I can get some ass. People say I'm an alcoholic. I tell them, "no way". I wouldn't be an alcoholic unless I drank every day.