China Go-Go

Deng Xiaopeng on the disco floor,
Doing the China go-go.
Deng Xiao and the gang of four,
Doing the China go-go.

Hey-ho, Ho Chi Min,
Doing the China go-go.
Mao, Mao, Mao, where've you been?
Doing the China go-go.

Ronald McDonald, Gorby too,
The little red book's red, white and blue.

All they want's Big Macs and fries,
Doing the China go-go.
But they won't get these western eyes,
Doing the China go-go.

M-A-O,
Oh we really like you.
T-S-E,
Eeeeeek! A mouse!
T-U-N-G,
Gee, your willy's swelling.
MAO, MAO, MAO, Mickey Mao Tse Tung!