Planet D'rhonda

She's from a small town somewhere upstate
I guess she's somewhere between nineteen and thirty-eight
She stays up all night - she drives too fast
I say easy baby - baby slow down
It's never gonna happen
On Planet D'Rhonda

When we go out dancin' - she's always the star
When she does the Philly Dog - I gotta have CPR
She put on a dress last night made of plastic wrap
It was off the hook - crazy sweet
What everybody's wearin'
On Planet D'Rhonda

My friends say Jim - you're on a deadly spree
They just can't understand that D's my
Vitamin XYZ

She's always frantic now
She's never calm
She's not the type of girl
You wanna bring home to mom
But when you need big lovin'
She never stops
Yes it's Monkey Time - twenty-four-seven
The name of the planet:
Planet D'Rhonda

My friends say Jim - you're on a deadly spree
They just can't understand that D's my
Vitamin XYZ

Sometimes she's vicious - sometimes rude
You got to be a mind reader just to guess her mood
But when you need big lovin' she never stops
Yes it's Monkey Time - twenty-four-seven
The name of the planet:
Planet D'Rhonda