I Know How To Party

I can’t think straight
I’m always late
My two left feet are clumsy
My car’s a mess
I ripped my dress
My hair looks kind of funny

Cause I know I know I know I know
I know I know how to party
Yeah I know I know I know I know
Yeah I know I know how to party

My driving sucks
I missed the bus
Forgot to feed the cat
I burned a microwave meal yeah
How do you even do that
I always lose my keys
And forgot to say please
And I left the oven on again
And I always oversleep
And forgot to brush my teeth
And I’m bad at texting back my friends

But I know I know I know I know
I know I know how to party
Yeah I know I know I know I know
Yeah I know I know how to party
My taxes are late
I broke a plate
And I’m always falling down on my ass
Cause I’m always rushing faster and
My brain is finishing last
Yeah I’m always gullible
I believe the stupid jokes
And I think I made the dog too fat
Now I’m sliding into home
And my pants are full of foam
Oh I’d never make a joke about that

But I know I know I know I know
I know I know how to party
Yeah I know I know I know I know
Yeah I know I know how to party

You know I even
Got a degree
From a four year university
But I started a band
And I’m singing this song
And now you know the whole freakin’ story

Cause I know I know I know I know
I know I know how to party
Yeah I know I know I know I know
Yeah I know I know how to party
I know I know I know I know
I know I know how to party
Yeah I know I know I know I know
Yeah I know I know how to party