Mad Dog

Mad Dog was a silly, silly man,
O.D, B.O Sex Pistol fan - Dr. Marten shoe
Mad Dog's hair is very, very thin,
He lost it to an Indian, Cherokee or Sioux.

Easy come and easy go, say goodbye, hello
Monday to Sunday, Mad Dog's in the karaoke
Langered. Singing Na Na Na Oh Bollocks to it all
Singing Na Na Na Oh Bollocks to it all

Mad Dog sniffs the petrol can
His dodgy 'B' reg renault van
Suck dry - out of fuel
Mad Dog sees the rainbow's end
The pot of gold that's in his hand
Silver, red and blue

Easy come and easy go, say goodbye, hello
Monday to Sunday, outside Tesco's in a trolley
Trousered. Singing Na Na Na Oh Bollocks to it all
Singing Na Na Na Oh Bollocks to it all
Bollocks to it

Mad Dog is a super head
It's Tennent's 'til he wets the bed
And all his dreams are blue and red and gold

Singing Na Na Na Oh Bollocks to it all [x4]
Na Na Na Oh Bollocks to it all [x2]
Bollocks to it all