Cosmos 105.7 (skit 3)

105.7 the Cosmos, it's your boy Kyle here with DJ Buck Naked. The phones are off the hook here at the studio. People are calling with sightings of Doctor Destruction using ultralight beams to destroy entire planets from his spaceship, which he calls The Sharon Destroyer
Jesus Christ, this dude has completely fucked it up. Am I right Kyle? But god damn, does he make a good album. It's got a perfect theme to the universes end
I couldn't agree more with you there, Buck. Let's take a few callers!
Oh my god is this, is this the Cosmos? Did I make it on the radio, did I win anything?
Yes this is Cosmos 105.7, but you didn't win anything. Do you have anything to say to us?
Yes, it was Doctor Destruction! Man, first of all, I was fucking my cousin! Then the whole world exploded and, and I couldn't believe it, it was rad! I thought I was having an explosion of an orgasm, and then I see cat guts out! Here, my cousin'll tell you!
(So I fucked my cousin, and out of fuckin' nowhere this planet exploded. Now I'm like floating down in space butt ass naked.)
Oh wow, you guys are gay as fuck! I wasn't expecting that, I mean I think it's great. You know, it is 2097. And a guy, a girl, or a lampshade can be whatever the fuck they want to be, god dammit, they should
Anyway, how are you calling?
(On my cellphone.)
Okay, this is weird. Next caller!