Cosmos 105.7 (skit 2)

And we're back
It's your DJ host with the most, Kyle, you're locked in to Cosmos Radio and we're here with the man himself
Doctor Destruction, so what the people have really wanted to know is, why have you been destroying our universe?
Seriously bro? Are you not listening to this album that I'm creating and releasing as I'm simultaneously destroying shit?
Well yeah, sure
Well I talk about it in my lyrics, why do radio people ask the stupidest fucking questions man?
Well we’re simply trying to clarify for our listeners who don’t know these things Doc
Because my girlfriend Sharon broke up with me, alright, well like I couldn’t take it so I’ve been using wormhole technology that I created in my mom’s basement back in the day, to travel to alternate universes, and destroy them all, to seek revenge on an infinite number of Sharons that have or haven’t broken my heart
Dude that’s fucked up
I know
Okay, so what about the original Sharon, is she aware?
Of course not
So what about-
Aye, fuck y’all man alright I got planets to destroy and songs to release, I’m out, fuck the cosmo
Uh ha, well I’m sure Carl Sagan is rolling over in his grave, stay tune folks as we give you minute to minute updates on Doc D’s impending rampage, you’re locked into the cosmos

If I tell you
If I tell you now
Will you keep on
Will you keep on loving me?
If I tell you
If I tell you how I feel
Will you keep bringing out the best in me?