Cosmos 105.7 (skit 1) Songtext
What's up galaxy? It's your boy Buck Naked here on the Cosmos 105.79
And of course we can't forget your boy, Kyle
Believe it or not listeners, we have something for you right now
We actually have Doctor Destruction himself on the phone
He's calling in from somewhere in the Beetlejuice nebula and he's ready to destroy it
Doctor Destruction are you there?
Yeah, I'm here
So our listeners havе been dying to know, why have you been hiding your voice?
What do you mean? This is my voicе
Well, I mean, you've obviously altered it in some way
Obviously
Well, do you care to go in depth at all? I mean, you know, our listeners are dying to know why
Well, I mean, I'm a villain, you know I gotta sound the part
And how did you do that?
Well basically like, I surgically removed my voice box, and then I replaced it with a vocoder to emulate like, any voice I want, whenever I feel like it
Ah, this would explain the features from artists who haven't been alive in almost a hundred years
Precisely, I just match it to my favorite rapper's frequency and record using their voice and lyrics I write, and the style and character of each artist I'm featuring
Well that makes sense
Yeah, this way people can just listen to my shit and not have to like, have nerd conversations on Reddit about how that'd be technically impossible or whatever you know what I mean, but man, what- is this really what we talking about right now?
Yes, but what about all the people who are somehow listening to this project 70 years before it's actual release? Can you explain that?
Look man don't fucking know alright, I got a time machine bro let's dead it, alright?
Well there you have it folks, we've got Doc D on the line and we'll be right back after this commercial break
From the makers of, "Asteroid Be Gone," comes, The Teleportation Box! Using this simple box, you can literally transport to anywhere on your current planet in the blink of an eye. Fear flying through outer space? Not any longer. Just receive your court appointed government approved teleportation passport and blast off through the nebula. I mean that figuratively of course. As easy as a one, a two, a three!
(The makers of Asteroids Be Gone comes The Teleportation Box are not responsible for any lost genitalia that is not fully inserted in the box before teleportation, thank you)
And of course we can't forget your boy, Kyle
Believe it or not listeners, we have something for you right now
We actually have Doctor Destruction himself on the phone
He's calling in from somewhere in the Beetlejuice nebula and he's ready to destroy it
Doctor Destruction are you there?
Yeah, I'm here
So our listeners havе been dying to know, why have you been hiding your voice?
What do you mean? This is my voicе
Well, I mean, you've obviously altered it in some way
Obviously
Well, do you care to go in depth at all? I mean, you know, our listeners are dying to know why
Well, I mean, I'm a villain, you know I gotta sound the part
And how did you do that?
Well basically like, I surgically removed my voice box, and then I replaced it with a vocoder to emulate like, any voice I want, whenever I feel like it
Ah, this would explain the features from artists who haven't been alive in almost a hundred years
Precisely, I just match it to my favorite rapper's frequency and record using their voice and lyrics I write, and the style and character of each artist I'm featuring
Well that makes sense
Yeah, this way people can just listen to my shit and not have to like, have nerd conversations on Reddit about how that'd be technically impossible or whatever you know what I mean, but man, what- is this really what we talking about right now?
Yes, but what about all the people who are somehow listening to this project 70 years before it's actual release? Can you explain that?
Look man don't fucking know alright, I got a time machine bro let's dead it, alright?
Well there you have it folks, we've got Doc D on the line and we'll be right back after this commercial break
From the makers of, "Asteroid Be Gone," comes, The Teleportation Box! Using this simple box, you can literally transport to anywhere on your current planet in the blink of an eye. Fear flying through outer space? Not any longer. Just receive your court appointed government approved teleportation passport and blast off through the nebula. I mean that figuratively of course. As easy as a one, a two, a three!
(The makers of Asteroids Be Gone comes The Teleportation Box are not responsible for any lost genitalia that is not fully inserted in the box before teleportation, thank you)
Cosmos 105.7 (skit 1) Video
