Maison Des Lunes

GastonWhen a man like me is thwartedAnd denied his honeymoonLefouWhen the pretty thing he's courtedRefuse to swoonGastonThen the time has come for a murky planLefouFor which he turns to a murky manAll ThreeTo find that fiend where better thanAt the Maison des Lunes?GastonYou'll be strapping up an inmateLefouVery tightlyGastonVery soonAnd we won't bring him in lateLefouYour check-in time's noonD'ArqueHow sad Maurice is not too wellGastonPrepare a five-start padded cell!AllAnd book him in for a long, long spellAt the Maison des LunesGastonDo I make myself entirely clear?LefouIt's the simplest deal of your whole foul careerGastonPut Maurice away and she'll be here in momentsLefouIn a dreadful stateGastonShe'll capitulate to meD'ArqueOh! Oh! Oh, I love incarcerationI could lock up a platoonGastonWe'll Apply your inclinationTo one old buffoonGaston/LefouThen wave one bachelor goodbyeLefouShe'd rather dieThan have her daddy ossifyD'ArqueThe time's opportuneAll ThreeSo book the church, raise glasses highTo the Maison des Lunes