Voicemails From The Hotline

I'm so lost in the sauce
I can't stop grooving

My wife has left me
I can't stop spending money on rare disco cuts

Please help, please!
Plea-

I have a problem: I am a disco fiend
And I cannot get enough
I don't know what to do to solve it
But… I don't know if I really wanna solve it, either

The addiction I have for disco is unsatiable
And I don't know what to do!

I need the funk

I don't really know what the signs of Discoholism are
I don't know if I need to talk to a doctor about this
If you know any doctors, help me out

We've been trying to reach you concenering your car's extended warranty

Yeah, if you could gimmе a call back
Y'know, I'm really on the edgе here
I'm about to put on the boogie shoes
Peace