Sees Me on TV

As messy as magnolias
As lucky as the lead
The tailor will console you
The tailor is dead
As tiny as a toothache
As thirsty as the wheel
The welder makes the roof break
You know the welder seals
He just watches like I was on TV
And he watches and watches me
Like I was on TV
As creepy as vanilla
As sleepy as the cake
The garbage man will kill you
The garbage man's a fake
As crowded as the winter
As holy as the fall
The preacher's got a splinter
And he's coming down the hall
He just watches like I was on TV
Yeah, he watches and watches me
He just watches like I was on TV
Like I was on TV