Animal Lover Songtext

I'm an animal lover
My dog knows
Every single night I fuck her asshole
While the cat just stares (what the fuck you looking at)
And video tapes it underneath the chair
And my bird is fucked
Cause hes locked in the cage and he peaks at my nuts
Snakes got weird pussys it's like putting your dick in a bigger dick that's juicy
I gave a roofie to a monkey she gots bananas in the cuzzi
Have you ever fucked a falcon after you cum they fly to a mountain

I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

I can't hang at the zoo
Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo
I got an ostrich with awkward tits
That sucks my cock in the office bitch (come here)
Hey yo who that dude over there
Butt nude with his tube in a polar bear
That's me dirt nasty
Sheep in the mirror dick in the buttcheeks
Gorillas in the mist no
When I come to the congo grap your dildos
The great outdoors
Mother nature what a fucking whore

I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

The best part about fucking a horse
Is after he rides you to the forest
Penguin pussy cold as fuck
And I hold the bill while I bone the duck
Meet me at kincos by the copy machine
With my dick in a pink flamingo
Candle light dinner with a goose
Whisper in her ear "is your butthole loose"
She said "quack quack quack quack quack"
I smacked her I'm an oakland cracker
I fell in love with a fatass cow
Now were getting married down south

I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

This song is dedicated to you scruffy I love you