Weird Waxed And Wired

Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush

A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush

Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie

A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee



Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime

"Let me wash your window, alright, man?"

Put that camera down or I'll bash in your face

Spit on the car, head back to my place



Weird, waxed, and wired

Weird, waxed, and wired

Weird, waxed, and wired



Yeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit?

I shit in my pants and I sleep in my piss

Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie

A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee



Weird, waxed, and wired

Weird, waxed, and wired

Weird, waxed, and wired