1-nil At Home

On the chest
Uncle Pete is looking past his best
But he dribbles better than the rest
Here I go down the wing
Everybody sing
Eye on the ball, eye on the ball, eye on the
2 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home
And long live the pissheads that leave me alone
Here's the wall
Freekick and I'm standing so tall
To the left, to the left, STOP. A bit more...
Here I go
Everybody sing
Eye on the ball, on the ball
Eye on the own goal
Well 4 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home
And long live the pissheads that leave me alone
Foul referee
He's hacking at my knee
Down in the box
Point to the spot - Whey!
Back of the net
It's going in the back of the net
Eye on the ball
Eye on the Bollocks
8 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home
And long live the pissheads that leave me alone
10 - 1 is better than 1 - 0 at home
And long live the pissheads that leave me alone