If You Knew Susie

I have got a sweetie known as Susie
In the words of Shakespeare she's a "wow"
Though all of you make know her, too
I'd like to shout right now

Suzie has a perfect reputation
No one ever saw her on a spree
Nobody knows where Susie goes
Nobody knows but me

If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What a girl
There's none so classy
As this fair lassie,
Oh! Oh! Holy Moses
What a chassis,
We went riding
She didn't balk
Back from Yonkers
I'm the one
That had to walk
If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie
Oh! Oh!
What a girl.

If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What a girl
She wears long tresses
And nice tight dresses
Oh! Oh!

What a future she possesses,
Out in public
How she can yawn
In a parlour
You would think the war was on
If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie
Oh! Oh!
What a girl