One Legged Man and the Three Legged Dog

saw a one legged man walk a three legged dog
see a one legged man walk a three legged dog
see a one legged man walk a three legged dog
saw an old alley cat, he was gnawing on the foot of a hog

i saw a little green chameleon
i saw a baby green chameleon
down in appaloosas on a porch swing
and he was trying hard to blend in,
but i seen him, yeah i saw him

seen a red and black snake he's curled upon a rock
seen a red and black snake he's just coiled upon this rock
seen a red and black snake in Yosemite Park
but i knew he wouldn't bite it was all just snakey talk

see this crazy dog he bite a porky pine
yeah this wild dog he bit porky pine
yeah why on earth you'd bite a porky pine
you've got those cloves all stuck up inside your mouth
yeah it's looking like you're having a real hard time

i've seen a big black bear he's sleeping in a tree
i've seen a big black bear yeah he's just snoozing up in a tree
i've seen a big black bear he's just catching some z's
the Alaska summer sunshine in the breeze

i saw a one legged male walk a three legged dog
i've seen the one legged male walk a three legged dog
saw the one legged male walk a three legged dog
seen an old alley cat he was chomping,
with his raunching teeth of course,
on the foot of a hog