My Computer Sucks

Try do direct what's going on?
Yeah my PC just won't turn on!
And even if it does, I still can't game.
Well maybe solitaire if it's having a good day!

There's something I think you should know...

My computer sucks you see!
I really need that Core 2 Duo PC!
My computer sucks to the worst degree.

Do you like my 14 inch?
14 inch CRT?
I had to get glasses.
So i could see.
My memory is low
My hard drive's out of space.
My motherboard exploded in my face!