Countin' The Cattle

I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...I'm countin' the cattleJust to check if there aliveI'm counting' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10I'm countin' the cattle once again.Well, the first little cowShe went for a climb, fell off theMountain - and then we were 9The second little cow, she went outFor a dateDiscovered it was WolfieAnd then we were 8I'm countin'...Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks- Met some horny bullsAnd now I'm only countin' 6Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their keyThe're hanging at the butchersAnd I'm only counting 3I'm countin'...Well the 8·9 said: - We're never havin'Fun!! They packed their thingsAnd left! And I'm only countin'1!!Well here we areMe and MollyShe is brown-spottet, cheerfulAnd she's jollyOur son is a muuhtant- But who gives a damn- I mean, when the folksDowntonw, calls us:Mister and mam!!I'm counting'...