La vache qui rit

Look at your steak!
standing there, eyes full of panic
legs do shiver-seem to break.
let's wait for collapse, then let's feed
beef to beef.
but to be insured
let us pulverise meat, bones and brain, and heat it up to 80 degrees...
everybody knows this is enough
like everybody knows, that earth is flat
and pigs can fly
now you know why...
BRITISH BEEF IS SAFE!

I watch tv-
everybody seems to lie to me
denying the ? catastrophe!
scientifically infection is not proved
so lets proceed....
but i tell you
i'm sure it is not AIDS or even meningitis
it's just bovine spongiform enzephalilitis!
everybody knows it, but noone cares...
cuz earth is flat
and pigs can fly
now you know why...
BRITISH BEEF IS SAFE!

Don't be scared of bse,
no problem for humanity.
People who are saying so are scum.

Nothing needs to worry you,
there is noone to bury to
and you know that madness can be fun!

So earth BE FLAT!
And pigs DO FLY!
So we know WHY
Earth is flat
And pigs can fly
And you will NEVER DIE!