Blantantly Obvious Political Song

Did you know that you need oxygen just to maintain your existence? the water's only three feet deep. don't fucken dive. paralyzed for life. why do you people ignore these warnings. each year millions die. you may think this is common sense. then why do so many wind up dead. cutting your throat is like cutting your own throat. there is not a doubt about it. you're gonna die. keep your head and arms inside the bus. otherwise you might lose them. danger: to avoid danger of suffocation keep this plastic bag away from babies and children. do not use in cribs, beds, carriages or play pens