The Texas Way

Down here in Texas there's Gringos and there's Mexicans
You know we love to hear 'em say hey
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way

Up in New York City their balls are a little bitty
Too much work, too little play
Down here in San Antonio we make love all night long
Yeah it's just the Texas way

Down here in Texas there's Gringos and there's Mexicans
You know we love to hear 'em say hey
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way

You pretty boys in New York call those queers in California
It's a promise not a threat son and I just thought I'd warn ya
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way

I know Davy Crockett had some big ones in his pocket
He said, hell no, I think I'll stay
I don't give a damn a 'bout Santa Anna
Now it's called the Texas way

Down here in Texas there's Gringos and there's Mexicans
You know we love to hear 'em say hey
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way

You pretty boys in New York call those queers in California
It's a promise not a threat son and I just thought I'd warn ya
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way

All you pretty boys in New York call those queers in California
It's a promise not a threat son and I just thought I'd warn ya
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way

Just trying to warn you son
It's the Texas way

All you pretty boys in New York
And all them queers out in California
Down here in Texas we'll kick your ass for breakfast
Yeah it's just the Texas way