Weedy Species

I've one thing to say
to the future's absolute poor
“I got mine, fuck you.”
meanwhile, back on the planet of weeds
my great grandchild watches the video of my living will
my face is saying about the inheritance don't be pissed at me
it's OK like me you're a weedy species
meanwhile, back on the planet of weeds
my face is saying little lamb spare me your wrath
for the latter-day K-T event you would blame the likes of me
but it wasn't a question of morality but of math
fifteen feet a year gaining altitude since 1970 gaining altitude
from 280 to 360 to 500 ppm
as the new earth is breathing deeper
everything will live everywhere
meanwhile, back on the planet of weeds
I'm having a grand time with my transformer
half the time I don't even realize that the damn thing's on
all hail the new earth