Looked Like A Woman

There was a girl uptown she kept her lights down low
She kept her breasts taped down so they did not show
She had a daytime job, she had a daytime name
But her nightlife baby was a different game
Never the kind to wear a thrift store dress
She did it better in a suit and vest
She looked like a woman but dressed like a man

While I was checking her out, I saw she had no purse
And though I had my doubts I knew I had done worse
She had a daytime job, she had a daytime name
But her nightlife baby was a different game
We kept drinking til we both got drunk
And then I started saying what I really thunk
She looked like a woman but dressed like a man

She had muscles and a crewcut, she had shoes like mine
She had a way with a pool cue, she had a pick-up line

I guess we closed the joint and then she took me home
And tried to make her point with a doggy bone
I knew that running was the thing to do
But stayed and finished til I saw it through
She looked like a woman but dressed like a man