Dodi Did 'er Doggy

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess
Queen of the people's hearts
Perfect, shy, innocent - worldwide she's adored
Home was the garden of England - in a world made of glass

A long time ago - as the story unfolds
The princess met her prince charming as tradition foretold
The nation celebrates, rejoicing happiness and love
Toast two becoming one - under the eyes of God above

By example they lead us - we royal believers
God save our gracious queen
A long line of in breeders - blue blood line succeeds us
Long live our noble queen
We know our position in the food chain division
God save our noble queen
Send her victorious, happy and glorious
God save the queen

You're having a laugh sneers class war Clive
Forced to live in a dive
Finding it hard to survive
There is no future and why
Better wed than dead - execute 'em instead
M.A.M. means movement against monarchy
An uprising unlead

Anarchist 'Arry, a mate of nihilistic Nick
Says 'the royals are parasites' and his sister insists
'They should be stripped of their wealth
Distribute it to poor - feeding the needy not the greedy
Time we evened the score'

Presenting the greatest police chase video
Exclusive, intrusive the all action show
The royals uncovered - exposing suspects
In the extermination of the people's princess
Never ending sea of flowers
Represents a nation grieving
People wallow in self-pity
Needing anything to believe in
A reality whitewash
Sentimental snivelling
Remembrance souvenirs
Who's making a killing?

A party in the palace - the privilege ball
To heal the broken spirits of those with fuck all
The golden jubilee - the royal subjects flock
Falling backwards to the future into wonderland lost
A million devout subjects proving popularity
Today becomes the future
With a place for monarchy
Happy ever after? Or can you hear the laughter?