Long Haired Country Boy

People say I ain't no good
And I'm crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
I get drunk in the afternoon
I'm kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money
But I damn sure got it made

And I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
Just leave this long haired country boy alone

Well I've seen a preacher man talking on TV
He was puttin' down the rock and roll
He wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water
And y'all know this is true
But sometimes I think that old preacher man
Would sure like to do a little walking too

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
Just leave this long haired country boy alone

I said, the poor girl wants to marry
And the rich girl wants to flirt
The rich boys went off to college
And all of us poor boys came to work
The drunkard wants another drink of wine
And the politician wants your vote
But me, I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
Just leave this long haired country boy alone
If you don't like how I'm livin'
Just leave this long haired country boy alone