Fifteen Minutes

I want to make love to the Mona Lisa
because I know that's what she's smiling for
get into the canvas and really see her
like no one's ever seen before

I want to shake hands with Andy Warhol
with my emotions just the same
watch my image on the film roll
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

I want a house in the Riviera
with lots of servants cleaning round
a swimming pool in central Sahara
then maybe I will lose this frown