Toady Man's Hour

Toadyman
In Toadyman's hour
He liked to flex his power
But things have gone a bit sour
Since he showed his dirty hand

Now the newsman's a-knockin'
Attorney fees are clockin'
And everyone is throwing rocks at the Mr. Toadyman

In Toadyman's world
He likes them bleached and curled
He never thought it'd come unfurled
'Cause he didn't think they'd sing

But the birdies started chirpin'
Usurpers are usurpin'
And there's Toadyman just a-blurpin'
How he used to be the king

If Toadyman weren't such a toady man he could have been ruler of the land
Instead he's just a toady little man

In Toadyman's hour he rode the Ivory Tower
But then he tries to sniff a flower
That he really should have not
In the Hollywood hustle
He flexed his mighty muscle
And now he's in a legal tussle
Fat bastard got caught

If Toadyman weren't such a toady man he could have been ruler of the land
Instead he's just a toady little man