Times Like This

If I had a quarter
Every time you left me
I would be a quarter
Richer
If I had a penny
Every time I missed you
I would have more
Than I could spend
But if I had a million dollars
Every time you loved me
I would be fucking broke
And it’s times like this
I wish things went smoother
and times like this
I feel like such a loser
And you can suck on this
If you think I’m coming back
If I was good looking
And could get another
Girl I would to make you
Jealous
If I was a rock star
I would write a love song
About you that was mean and
sarcastic
but if I can’t get on MTV
I can still play the guitar
And folk out
A pissed off song
And it’s times like this
I wish things went smoother
and times like this
I feel like such a loser
And you can suck on this
If you think I’m coming back