Where's Your Mom?

I get turned on by your nylons in the hamper
Parents out of town, I guess they're sleeping in the camper tonite
I bet they're getting sweaty
'Cause when I met you you were a [vision in the paper?]
Try to be, but you're not like her at all
You're just not like your mom

Try to look (like your mom)
Try to act (like your mom)
Try to smell (like your mom)
Couldn't, girl
Oh where's your mom?

I had a dream that she flew me to Vegas
Tied me to the bed and played bridge with her friends
And they were naked
The next day she took me out shopping
Bought me kids clothes just to dress me up
Oh God! She said I was bad boy

Try to look (like your mom)
Try to act (like your mom)
Try to smell (like your mom)
Couldn't, girl
Oh where's your mom?