Callin' Earl

[phone ringing]
[G'maC:] Hello?
[Chief:] Hello can I speak to Earl?
[G'maC:] Nobody named Earl live here; wrong number
[Chief:] Grandma?
[G'maC:] Calvin... is that you?
[Chief:] Grandma!
[G'maC:] Nigga~! Bring yo' butt home
[Chief:] Yo Grandma I'll call you back [click]
[Chief:] I gotta call Earl first

[scratching]

[Chief Chinchilla:]
I swear to God I ain't never gon' drink
Just as long as I live
Fuck fuckin 40's, fuck all that shit
[puking]

Whew, ahh, damn, what time the liquor sto' close?
Go get me another 40 or somethin, shit!

[singing:]
Drunk last night
And drunk the night before
I'm gonna get drunk tonight
Like I never got drunk before! [echoes]