Horse Meat

Don't let your horses go to waste
Be sure to always savor the taste
When they're sitting on your plate
And the hour is getting late

I don't know what to say
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They taste just like the grocer
He's jewish, and everything's kosher
Even though he works at kroger
And he looks like stanley roper

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And if you don't like the taste
It doesn't have to be a disgrace
Put it in a box, and pack it away
Send it off to india on the morning train

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I don't know what the hell to say