The Book of Love

The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's filled with charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing
But I, I love it when you read to me
And you, you can read me anything

The book of love's got music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it's just transcendental
Some of it's just really dumb
But I, I love it when you sing to me
And you, you can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's filled with flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
But I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you should give me wedding rings