Dr. Phil

"this is going to be
a changing day in your life
1, 2, 3, 4!"

he used to be on the oprah show
but now he's on his own
but oh the guy knows just what to say
when I'm all alone
so I call him from my cellular phone
and cry out loud:
"help me with my problems!"

d-r-p-h-i-l
dr. phil!
d-r-p-h-i-l
dr. phil!
d-r-p-h-i-l
dr. phil!

dr. phil
dr. phil
dr. phil
dr. phil

"and I want you to start having a gay relationship!"