Bar Round Here

Well, I sure am thirsty

This week sure kicked my ass
Lord, have mercy, I'd like to fix it fast
You see I got a little workweek pay in my pocket
I'm looking for a little dive hole to rock in
Now, I see a church for prayin', hittin' them knees
A Goodwill store and an Applebees

But, is there a bar round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says "Ice-cold beer"?
Is there a wet-your-whistle tie-one-on honky tonk near?
I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird
So, is there a bar round here?

I need a dark corner booth
To ice my caboose
Under an eight point buck
With beads on a moose
A friendly bartender that pours 'em tall
And a real big bouncer to catch me when I fall
Now, I see a library, well, maybe they got a map
That could lead me to place kinda like that

So, is there a bar round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says "Ice-cold beer"?
Is there a wet-your-whistle tie-one-on honky tonk near?
I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird
So, is there a bar round here?

Yeah, I need a drink!

Yeah, Is there a bar round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says "Ice-cold beer"?
Is there a wet-your-whistle tie-one-on honky tonk near?
I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird
So, is there a bar round here?

Just point me in the right direction